After five years of playing fantasy football, I’ve finally taken first place. And it’s about time! You’d think that with all my invested effort year after year, I’d do better than my annual standing in the middle of the pack. But, no. Well this season was different. And…
I think I’ve figured out the secret recipe for FFB success:
- 2 cups of moving to South-East Asia
- 1 cup of not watching a single NFL game
- ½ cup of secret website offering fantasy football advice
- 3 heaping tablespoons of drafting team completely jet-lagged
- 1 tablespoon of overcoming injuries to draft picks #1, #3 & #8
- 15 ounces of staying up way too late on Sundays (Asia time) setting lineups
- 1 teaspoon of endlessly watching stat-tracker tick, tick, tick
- ½ teaspoon of getting player news before everyone on West coast
- A pinch of good luck
Mix all ingredients and pour into pressure cooker. Bake for five months.
* warning, contents maybe become addictive
Scoreboard in FFB Championship Game
